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Still Life I : Fruit Bowl by KD-Neeley

For your very first oil, this looks great! Good usage of space, very tight work with the highlights on the fruit, and great shading. If...

The King's Mouth by KD-Neeley

The only constructive critisism I feel I can offer is watch your blending into total white. If you look closely, it almost seems as if ...

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Justin Stauffer
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As a curtiousey to other viewers who value their time as well as their brain cells, by reading my rant you run the risk of wasting your time as well as .03% of intelligance. I may make you dumber (or in your case...stupider, get it?). This rant is filled with careless mispelings (just like that) and may induce giggling or vomiting.

I would say "Welcome to my page!", however that implies that I actually welcome everyone reading this. I know some of you are androids, kittens, dead hookers, and other inanimate objects, so instead I will simply say, I am not wearing any pants. I cannot say enough about nudity.

I have been an artist/light bulb/woodchuck licker/ and professional wrestler for many years. Many of these, I do not remember. I blame this on the effects of alcohol. I also eat my young. But I digress.... actually I don't. There is not much of a point to this rant.

You know you are overweight when you haven't seen your penis for years. In fact, when people refer to that area as a 'dark, mysterious, and mystical land' that small hobbits travel to to throw in their gay little rings. I felt it just needed to be said.

On that note, I hope you enjoy yourself. Please note, you will get AIDS from looking at my gallery.

Muffins rock.
  • Listening to: The windmills in my mind
  • Reading: A surgeon general's warning, and not caring
  • Watching: ninja kittens
  • Playing: I don't play games, games play me
  • Eating: souls of unattended children
  • Drinking: Pepsi that tastes like a Coke
It's been a long time since I've uploaded anything. I've been very busy, however I haven't really finished anything. SOOOOOOOOO I took a few pictures of some of the things I've been working on and am making a folder titled "UNFINISHED". For those of you who have the attention span of the size of my penis, this means they are UNFINISHED.

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:iconjrk5indigo:
Jrk5Indigo Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Great Stuff man. Reminds me of H.R. GIGer !! Keep the good work up
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
Thanks! I do apologize for taking almost a full year to get back to you, but I always appreciate the praise:)
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Brieana Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011  Professional General Artist
Happy Birthday! :)
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Gorejes Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student General Artist
:tombstone: Hi there! I am from #dA-Morgue
and it's time for your check up.
:stab:
I'm doing my rounds to make sure your embalming fluid is at the right levels. You can't be an active reanimated artist running on low fluids.

I know the needle is a little rusty but this shouldn't hurt too much. Just hold still. :chainsaw:
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
HAHAHA! I love it! I do apologize for taking almost a full year to get back to you, but I always appreciate checking a bloody chainsaw:)
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Gorejes Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Student General Artist
It's alright dear~ Glad to hear from you.
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
Thanks! Awe... I'm gettin misty now... sniff
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Jungiebumper Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hey man, I love your gallery. You have so many good pictures. It's fun to explore all the details in them, especially in your oil paintings and the second adorable creatures folder.

I wish you would upload bigger versions though. Is there a reason that you don't/can't do that?

Keep drawing, I'll be watching you :+devwatch:
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
Thanks! I do apologize for taking almost a full year to get back to you, but I always appreciate the praise:)

The reason I don't upload larger pics for my oils is because my camera sucks, and as for everything I can scan, I don't have a good version of Photoshop. Yeah... it sucks but, baby steps:)
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twistedrazorblade Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy holidays to you and yours. may it bring everything you wish for:)
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
Thanks Twisted... I hope your hallidays were a good time:)
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DeanWinchester Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010
thanks for faving my Castiel. :}
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IcesabeL Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconvicing001::iconvicing002::iconvicing003: :iconhappehdanceplz:
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turkill Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Professional General Artist
Thanks for :+fav: =D
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Visit my new group: The Art Gallery <[link]>
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
No problem! Love your work!
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Nyarlathotep000 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
Thanx for the fave, really appreciated it, i´m glad you like this drawing of Eddy.

Btw you have a amazing galery.
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
Thanks! By the way... love the name:) I'm a HUGE Lovecraft fan! Actually, if you look closely to my Adorable Creatures Series II pen work, you'll see Lovecraft everywhere:)
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Nyarlathotep000 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
thats great, I´m be a fan of Lovecraft too, even i have a few artwork based on his literature, but my scaner is dead, for this reason I have not uploaded it yet, i hope do it some day, hehe
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
Well, I can't wait to see them:)
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GraphRicks Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Welcome to Skullartists2010
as we're glad to have as part of the
group
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010
Thanks D-Ghost.
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010
No problem!
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The-5tory-Teller Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the Llama :)
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AdorableCreature Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
No problem! I've been trying to get rid of them:) Happy Birthday!

:skull:
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The-5tory-Teller Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Professional General Artist
:D
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