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About Me Member Macabre Artist Justin Stauffer29/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Absinthe is good.

Tue Jan 26, 2010, 7:59 AM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: Danzig
  • Reading: The back of an absinthe bottle
  • Watching: my cats chase squirrles
  • Playing: A kazoo
  • Eating: Eggs, potatoes, mushrooms, and onions.
  • Drinking: coffie as thick as syrup
Last month I started inking my preliminary sketches for my second series of Adorable Creatures. Things have been slow going though, mainly because I've been doing some freelance work, both local and national. I also started on another painting (taking some of your suggestions for Karma, and seeing if they would work) which is eating up another huge chunk of time.

Another problem is that my Photoshop doesn't want to work half the time, so I have renamed this program "Photofucked".

About the only good thing to come out of the last 3-2 months is that I've discovered absinthe.

I like absinthe. It likes me. We sing, we dance, we cry, and inevatble scream at inatimate objects. But the absinthe sold in the stated is a bastardazided version of what can be bought in Europe.

So I made my own. It's not illegal to do this, it's just illegal to sell it. So I don't sell it.



The laws in America limit the amount of Tujones (the chemical that wormwood produces) to 10 mg/kg a bottle. So naturally mine is 80mg/kg a bottle. The taste is very bitter, but I think it's well worth it. Although I still want to try Europe's absinthe, this will just have to do.

To all my Deviant friends in Europe... "you lucky bastards:)"

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As a curtiousey to other viewers who value their time as well as their brain cells, by reading my rant you run the risk of wasting your time as well as .03% of intelligance. I may make you dumber (or in your case...stupider, get it?). This rant is filled with careless mispelings (just like that) and may induce giggling or vomiting.

With that being said, I want to extend a hearty and a gassey welcome to my gallery.

It has been a while since I have updated my profile section, so in the public interest (and the interest of Homeland Security which is all knowing and is never wrong... except when they are right) I want to explaine myself and the impact I have on this planet and the cows that inhabit it.

Basically, I am a God. I am the God of... stuff. So anything I say here is worth knowing.

Please keep in mind that I could be smashing planets together, creating wormholes, or making something more pointless than Paris Hilton. Something called... Tony Danza.

Insead though, I enjoy drawing and painting because the last time I involved myself with earthly affairs, you silly bags of water began to walk upright and quickly learned that gravity always wins.

To counter your evolution, I created breats implants to confuse the issues surrounding gravity. I also created fast food and porn, but this is to benefit me.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pennsylvania
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I wear nothing but smiles
  • Print preference: Black and White
  • Interests: Crying strippers
  • Favourite movie: Begotten
  • Favourite band or musician: Attila the Hun and the Hunnletts
  • Favourite genre of music: Mormon Black Metal
  • Favourite artist: Barry Manalow
  • Favourite poet or writer: Samuel Beckett
  • Favourite photographer: Danny Devetto
  • Favourite style of art: Youareadildoism
  • Operating System: Beezelbub Pro.
  • MP3 player of choice: Ones that don't break
  • Shell of choice: I wasn't hatched from an egg, but if I were, it would be a pink Easter Egg.
  • Wallpaper of choice: I hate wallpaper.
  • Skin of choice: Your skin
  • Favourite game: Drinking games involing shooting cats out of cannons
  • Favourite gaming platform: Moving Vehicles
  • Favourite cartoon character: Midgets
  • Personal Quote: Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was witchcraft. Today, it's golf.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens and Paint Brushes

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Comments


:icondiaboliclysweet:
Thanxx for the watch :) Love ur work :heart:

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Because heavens never felt so much like drowning
has never felt so much like sinking,has never felt this good before
Because uglys never felt so much like pretty
This is not about an ending,
Its about a new beginning...
for me
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks!

:skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:icontwistedrazorblade:
thanks for the watch and love your gallery

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they tolled me to follow my dreams to bad they were all nightmares
:iconadorablecreature:
Glad you enjoy it:)

:skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:icontheastro:
Ah, you're nice and cracked... honored for the favorite on Vintage Fever. You might also like these pieces:
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You gotta hook me up with some of that Mormon Black Metal...

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I believe in fate...as a worthy adversary.
:iconadorablecreature:
As the leader of the 'more than usual mentally unstable rednecks', I accept this honor in the name of booze.

Many thanks my friend!

Also, forget about the Mormon Black metal. I found Amish Black Metal. How can you go wrong with sonds like "I watch TV" and "I ate my horse."

:skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconkubikajiri:
thank you for the fav and i love your art work
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks:) :skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconheartshapedscarz:
Thank ya kindly for the favorite and deviantwatch. Much appreciated!

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~The insides are all useless, but the rest is fertile soil~
:iconadorablecreature:
Sure thing. Actually I think I know you from somewhere.

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconheartshapedscarz:
Oh? I notice you're from PA. Are you from the Philly area? Either that or from another site? Twitter maybe?

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~The insides are all useless, but the rest is fertile soil~
:iconadorablecreature:
I used to live in York from 1999-2001, but origionally I'm from the Altoona/Bedford area.

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconheartshapedscarz:
Hmm..I had a friend Aaron from that area. But otherwise, I've only been in that area once or twice. Maybe from a website then? I don't know...Curiouser and curiouser.

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~The insides are all useless, but the rest is fertile soil~
:iconnitrouzzz:
Hello Justin Stauffer!!! Thanks for da FAV!!!
:iconadorablecreature:
Not a problem, beautiful piece!

:fork:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconmikegee777:
Very cool gallery. I look forward to more. ;)
:iconfudaryli:
thanks for watching mate, nice gallery

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~LMR-photography portfolio [link]
Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure.
:iconadorablecreature:
thanks:skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconarchi-tek:
thanks for the fav and comment !!! ;)
:iconadorablecreature:
sure thing :skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks, I really appreciate it!

:skull:

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconsisstredaethe:
I really do appreciate the watch.

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In Solitarium Infinitum

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