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About Me Member Macabre Artist Justin Stauffer29/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 9 Months
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Thu Nov 19, 2009, 1:30 AM
  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Groin pains
  • Reading: Palms of dead monkeys
  • Watching: My Crabs tickle themselves
  • Playing: I'm typing you fucking idiot, not playing
  • Eating: My Crabs... while they tickle each other
  • Drinking: Urine from Nuns
Before I go on with my thanks to the physical world,I just want to say that I bath myself like a cat.

I just feel it needs to be said.

I want to say a big thank you to those who have gave their honest opinion to my last uploaded picture. I have taken your considerations either very seriously, or I have soiled mysely laughing at them.

Either way, I enjoyed myseld.

Whether it be teeth whitening or vagina eye lids, you have either messed me up for life, gave me an erection, or told me that my inner demons need better dental hygene.

I love you.

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As a curtiousey to other viewers who value their time as well as their brain cells, by reading my rant you run the risk of wasting your time as well as .03% of intelligance. I may make you dumber (or in your case...stupider, get it?). This rant is filled with careless mispelings (just like that) and may induce giggling or vomiting.

With that being said, I want to extend a hearty and a gassey welcome to my gallery.

It has been a while since I have updated my profile section, so in the public interest (and the interest of Homeland Security which is all knowing and is never wrong... except when they are right) I want to explaine myself and the impact I have on this planet and the cows that inhabit it.

Basically, I am a God. I am the God of... stuff. So anything I say here is worth knowing.

Please keep in mind that I could be smashing planets together, creating wormholes, or making something more pointless than Paris Hilton. Something called... Tony Danza.

Insead though, I enjoy drawing and painting because the last time I involved myself with earthly affairs, you silly bags of water began to walk upright and quickly learned that gravity always wins.

To counter your evolution, I created breats implants to confuse the issues surrounding gravity. I also created fast food and porn, but this is to benefit me.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pennsylvania
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I wear nothing but smiles
  • Print preference: Black and White
  • Interests: Crying strippers
  • Favourite movie: Begotten
  • Favourite band or musician: Attila the Hun and the Hunnletts
  • Favourite genre of music: Mormon Black Metal
  • Favourite artist: Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Samuel Beckett
  • Favourite photographer: Danny Devetto
  • Favourite style of art: Youareadildoism
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Ones that don't break
  • Shell of choice: I wasn't hatched from an egg, but if I were, it would be a pink Easter Egg.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Vomit colored bacon
  • Skin of choice: Booze
  • Favourite game: Drinking games involing shooting cats out of cannons
  • Favourite gaming platform: Midgets
  • Favourite cartoon character: Midgets
  • Personal Quote: Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was witchcraft. Today, it's golf.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens and Paint Brushes

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Comments


:icontiamat9:
Thanks for the favorite. I appreciate it.

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on"-
William S. Burroughs

*TheExquisiteCorpse
:iconstudiofeng:
Thank you so much for everything my dear friend!! I deeply appreciated! :hug:

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Im an smallest ant in this life program,all I have to do is find the way out!
:icon40rn:
thankyou,,you have a grat gallery..
:iconadorablecreature:
I'm blushing:)

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconemptyfridge:
Hey Justin
I dont think I`ll ever visit WOA anymore. I´ve been there in 2004,2005,2007 and in 2008. Every time it was more disgusting.
It became a huge swamp of commercial shit. Really.
When you get on a plane next summer, fly to Slowenia and visit METALCAMP!
7 deays of metal, a breathtaking landscape, the most beautiful river you`ve ever seen, and friendly people from allover the world. Never made that much new friends on a festival.
visit the homepage an see the pics
[link]

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:orange: naked girls, eternal life and beer can be found here [link] :orange:...
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks for the tip! I'll have to check it out some more, but it does look worth the trip

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks very much, and also thanks for adding me to your watchlist:)

I hope you enjoy!

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconwriteaload:
You're very welcome.

Haha. Maybe I'll just make it some old lady with a nice granny walker. That would make me smile. =D

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Why I love society.
The want for piety.
No acts made to change
The thoughts feigned.
:iconadorablecreature:
Now you're maki9ng me giggle:)

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconwriteaload:
Giggles are good. ^_^

It's the best way to show that your pickle has been tickled. XD

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Why I love society.
The want for piety.
No acts made to change
The thoughts feigned.
:iconadorablecreature:
Hmmmm.... I'm not sure how to take that:)

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconwriteaload:
XD Take it with a smile my friend, with a smile.

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Why I love society.
The want for piety.
No acts made to change
The thoughts feigned.
:icondantea-demon:
JUSTIN! OMG! thank you so much for the watch! :noes: i really feel honored to get watched by a great artist like you!! :heart:____:heart: well i wish my art is that good like yours
i hope you don't mind that i stalk... erm i mean watch you too? :heart:

Guten Tag
~Seven/Dantea/Sweety :3

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|artwar|uniform|blood|black|misanthrope|homicide|kamerad|german|

{+ Kunst ist Krieg +}
:iconadorablecreature:
Mylady, you make me blush with you kind words :cuddle:

Don't sell yourself short, your work looks very well executed!

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconrellj:
thanks for the watch

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check out the page... critique/give feedback! thanks
:icondezeyre-noir:
Hey this is Bregman's Little Sister. he just showed my your stuff here...WOW. I really like the piece "The Actor"
:iconadorablecreature:
Thanks Kate, actually Mike just said you wanted to see some of these pieces sometime.

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...facilis descensus Averno; noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis. VIRGIL Aeneid
:iconladyradiator:
Thank you for the watch !!!

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In Heaven, everything is fine.
:iconladyradiator:
I absolutely love your gallery !

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In Heaven, everything is fine.

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